Kylie Jenner recently decided to take us all on a tour of her Kylie Cosmetics office, which, if you didn't see, looks like a Barbie dream office. For some reason, the tour is 16 minutes long, but I decided to watch it for you and take notes (you can thank me later!) Ok, so we're only at the entrance to Kylie Cosmetics Headquarters and I already know it's going to be too much to handle. Here's a neon sign with her name in case you forget who you're there to see. Here we have a jar filled with M&Ms that have Kylie's face on them, which is definitely going to be what I give people for Christmas this year (except with my face, duh.) Here's a giant TV playing Keeping Up With The Kardashians, specifically the iconic scene of Kim taking selfies while Khloe is going to jail, which will also be a feature added to my future office. Here's a photo of Kylie looking at real Kylie looking at magazine covers of Kylie... aka Kylie inception. Here's a Kylie lip kit wall, which is also what my room looks like after I get a 20% off coupon at Ulta. Here's Kylie's "creative room", which doesn't look very creative to me but I'll take her word for it. Here's a conference room that Kylie says has become a family office yet I've never been invited to use it. Here's her kitchen that just called me poor. For a second I thought we were at the grocery store but, nope, just in her kitchen. Here's the office cafeteria, which I don't know if technically you can even call a cafeteria considering it looks more like a pop-up restaurant that you have to pretend to be a celebrity in order to get a reservation to (no I'm not speaking from personal experience.) Here we have Kylie explaining how she hangs up her products as art, aka me as a kid explaining to my mom why she had to put my drawings on the fridge. Here we have Kris Jenner's alcohol station that she personally requested because what Kris Jenner wants... Kris Jenner gets. And here we have Kris Jenner's office, which I would gladly run errands and deliver coffee to if Kris would just answer my emails. Now we're in Kylie's office, which is the size of a studio apartment. Seriously, I could live in this room, no problem. This is a bouquet of money roses from designer Alexander Wang, which is a very rich person sentence. Here's the Kylie Skin section to remind you that she has a skincare line, in case you or your debit card forgot. Now we're in the Kylie Cosmetics showroom, to remind us of all the products we could buy if we were self-made billionaires, too. This is literally me staring at the Kylie Cosmetics display in Ulta debating if I want to spend money I don't have. Here's an editing room so people can edit photos of Kylie as they're taken, aka me sending five of the same photo to my best friend to approve for Instagram. This is Kylie's YouTube room, because vlogging is life. This is the "friends and family glam room" - a phrase made by and for the Kardashians. This is where Kylie does all of her photoshoots because I wouldn't want to leave this office either. This is her greenroom, so I guess I missed the news about Kylie moonlighting as a talk show host. This is Kylie's fully-marbled personal bathroom because why wouldn't she have one? Here we have Kylie's fitting room that's completely empty. Here we have a hair washing station for when the shower isn't enough. Here's another glam room because I guess you can never be too glam. Now we're back to the photo studio... ...and it's fully stocked with a champagne vending machine! What a life. Last but not least, we have Stormi's room attached to Kylie's office... ...and you already know Kylie waking up Stormi by singing "Rise and shine" is Grammy-worthy (watch the clip here.) Now we're back in the lobby and that's a wrap on Kylie Jenner's office (business mansion) tour! Clearly, Kylie Jenner is living the good life - and if you want to see the tour for yourself, well, that's pretty rude of you to ignore my recap but here you go:
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