Harry Styles Just Dropped His New Album "Fine Line" And Here Are My Track-By-Track Reactions12/13/2019 Today is the day we've all been waiting for: Harry Styles finally released his sophomore album, Fine Line. I've been listening to this album about falling in love, breaking up, and finding yourself on repeat all day, so I decided to write down my thoughts. In honor of Harry's return to music (and his 70s California rock vibes), here are my track-by-track reactions to Fine Line: 1. "Golden"
2. "Watermelon Sugar"
3. "Adore You"
4. "Lights Up"
5. "Cherry"
6. "Falling"
7. "To Be So Lonely"
8. "She"
9. "Sunflower, Vol. 6"
10. "Canyon Moon"
11. "Treat People With Kindness"
12. "Fine Line"
Well! We've made it to the end of the album, so if you'll excuse me I'm going to continue listening to it on repeat until I don't want to anymore (which will be never.)
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Known for sending Jennifer Lawrence into superstardom and sending Liam Hemsworth back into the arms of Miley Cyrus, The Hunger Games series was a large part of pop culture at the height of its success. I haven't seen any of the movies in years, so I decided to dedicate an entire weekend to watching all of them because what else do I have going on? Whether you liked these movies (correct) or you didn't (incorrect), here are some thoughts I had while watching The Hunger Games: 1. I haven't seen the first one in ages and I don't remember anything that happens so this should be interesting. 2. Gale just showed up... goodbye, where's Peeta. 3. I wonder how much time Elizabeth Banks spent in the makeup chair for these movies. 4. Primose: I don't want to get called Katniss: You won't, you'll be fine, relax Effie: *calls Primose* Primose: 5. Katniss just said the phrase heard around the world. 6. Peeta got called and he must be protected at all costs. 7. Now they're on the train to the Capitol and I completely forgot Woody Harrelson is in this movie. 8. Now they're in the Capitol and Lenny Kravitz is here? This movie is stacked. 9. Why did I just get chills when Katniss and Peeta rode into the stadium on fire? 10. Peeta: Let's hold hands to get the crowd going, definitely not because I'm in love with you. 11. Even this early in the series, you can tell old man President Snow is threatened by Katniss and he needs to calm down. 12. The Games started and Katniss ran for supplies while Peeta booked it for the woods, go Peeta go. 13. Some time has passed and I'm supposed to believe Peeta teamed up with other tributes against Katniss? Yeah, sure, ok. 14. Now we're introduced to Rue, who tells Katniss to cut down a hornet's nest so the other tributes and me watching at home will freak out. 15. Peeta told Katniss to run away because obviously he wouldn't go against her! Remember the whole he's-in-love-with-her thing? Some of us actually pay attention to the storyline! 16. Ok, Rue died, no one talk to me. 17. If Katniss wasn't ready to fight before, she is now. 18. The rules of the Games changed and now two victors from the same district can win aka Katniss and Peeta. 19. Katniss found Peeta and he's hurt... who did this, I just want to talk. 20. Katniss just kissed Peeta and it cut to Gale watching back home... that's right, bitch boy, Peeta is king now. 21. There's one other tribute left and he grabbed Peeta away from Katniss, please don't touch the art. 22. Ok, Katniss shot him, she's not messing around! 23. The gamemaker tried to change the team-win rule and Katniss said bet, Peeta, grab the poison berries. 24. The gamemaker just yelled over the loudspeaker to stop because two winners are better than none. 25. President Snow is making the gamemaker eat poison berries, who could have seen that coming? (I did.) 26. Peeta realized that Katniss was pretending to be in love for the cameras and now both of our hearts are broken. 27. Ugh, ok, time for Catching Fire. 28. Ew, Gale kissed Katniss, we're already off to a bad start. 29. Katniss when President Snow shows up at her house and tells her to stay in line: 30. Katniss and Peeta are doing a victors' tour through all of the districts and I don't know why anyone thought this would be a good idea. 31. President Snow decided it would be a fun surprise for Katniss, Peeta and all of the remaining victors from previous Hunger Games to go back into the arena for the 75th anniversary... he needs a new hobby. 32. Now Katniss wants to run away with Gale? Girl, get it together. 33. Katniss: we have to save Peeta Also Katniss: *kisses Gale* Me: 34. Peeta showed off his special skill with a portrait of Rue because his special skill is painting and also being a badass. 35. Now it's time for the pre-Games publicity and Katniss's dress turned into a mockingjay so I am immediately concerned for Lenny Kravitz and his safety. 36. Peeta told everyone that Katniss is pregnant with his baby, clearly someone has been listening to "Kiwi" by Harry Styles (real fans will understand that lyric reference.) 37. All of the victors held hands and President Snow's reaction is me being single and bitter: 38. Capitol guards took Lenny Kravitz, I am unwell. 39. As if that wasn't traumatic enough, it's time for the Games to begin. 40. Katniss and Peeta are allied with Finnick, and even he's better than Gale - no, I won't let this Gale thing go, I hate him! 41. Other victors keep sacrificing themselves for Katniss and Peeta, so they know something is up. 42. Peeta gave Katniss a pearl... this movie is a personal attack on my emotions. 43. Peeta: no one needs me Katniss: I need you Me: 44. They figured out the arena is set like a clock but the gamemaker figured out that they figured out the arena is set like a clock. 45. Katniss and Peeta got separated and I trust no one. 46. One of the other victors just cut out Katniss's tracking device with no warning and now I'm nauseous. 47. Katniss thinks everyone betrayed her but Finnick tells her to remember who the real enemy is... which is exactly what Woody Harrelson told her before she went into the arena... 48. Katniss had enough so she just shot an arrow at the dome and made everything explode. 49. Katniss is rescued by Woody Harrelson, Finnick, and the gamemaker so she can lead a rebellion against President Snow. Oh, and they're going to District 13, which apparently exists. 50. Peeta was taken by the Capitol so I'm done. 51. Except I'm not, because it's time for Mockingjay! 52. The Capitol just bombed a hospital full of people, can my emotions be left alone for one minute? 53. Katniss just saw Peeta on TV for the first time so I guess not. 54. Gale just called Peeta a coward... excuse you, Gale. At least Peeta can act, it's called having range, sweetie, look it up. 55. Gale is standing in Katniss's kitchen like "this is where you kissed me"... bro, we are at war, let it go. 56. Gale: being in pain is the only way I can get your attention Me talking to my TV: yeah she's shocked you can convey those emotions on screen 57. Peeta looks worse and worse every time he's on TV and I feel worse and worse every time I see him on TV. 58. Me volunteering for the mission to save Peeta from the Capitol: 59. Remember when Peeta just made bread and didn't have to be tied down to a bed because the Capitol trained him to hate Katniss? Me either. 60. Me crying because Peeta is crying: 61. Gale: if Peeta gets better I'll never stand a chance because you'll never let him go Katniss: *kisses Gale* Me: 62. Poor Katniss is watching Finnick get married and thinking about Peeta, always the mockingjay never the bride. 63. Peeta is going with all of them to the Capitol even though he's still a wild card, that seems like a smart plan. 64. Peeta can't distinguish what memories are real and what memories are created by the Capitol and I can't distinguish anything that's happening because my tears have blurred my vision but at least he and Katniss are friends again! 65. Finnick: *dies* Me: 66. Katniss: stay with me Peeta: always Me: 67. A bomb just killed Primrose so I'm not doing well. 68. Katniss is alive and the rebels won, so at least I have that. 69. Katniss confronted President Snow and he told her that President Coin of District 13 was responsible for Prim's death and that she used GALE'S PLAN. Was I right about Gale or was I right? 70. Katniss just said goodbye to Gale forever, finally! 71. Coin just made herself president and called for another Hunger Games using people from the Capitol because of course she did. 72. Katniss pulled a Katniss and shot Coin instead of Snow - plot twist! 73. Time for a montage of Katniss and Peeta moving back to District 12 and starting their lives over. 74. Peeta: you love me, real or not real? Katniss: real Me: 75. Years into the future, Katniss and Peeta have two kids and live a beautiful life in isolation because it's what they deserve! Now that I've finished watching all of these movies, I'll be doing what I do after every movie marathon I have and start over from the beginning. May the odds be ever in my favor (see what I did there?) |